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Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for "Hello, Pro Hour"!
This time...
This time, I, Mari Yaguchi, will give "Hello, Pro Hour" a monoboss!
I'll teach you what real honest talk is and what fake talk is, so be prepared!
Now, showtime!
Hello, Pro Hour
Thank you for coming!
So, this "Hello, Pro Hour" is called "Urapro Hour" and I, Yaguchi Mari, will be the host of this show.
I'm talking about this show while saying "bucchake, bucchake", but...
What is "bucchake", you ask?
This show can only air between 6 and 7 in the evening.
Don't you want to hear a "bucchake" talk that you can say even in the middle of the night?
So, this time, Yaguchi Mari will be checking out the show!
While looking at past "Hello, Pro Hour" episodes, she will thoroughly analyze each member's true intentions!
Next episode after the next episode, we're going to dig out the monster's face!
So, without further ado...
I'd like to introduce myself. I'm a guest and an assistant.
From "Sound of Food", "bucchake" talk lover, Yasuda Kei-san!
Yay!
Get out of the way.
Wait, I want to come on screen.
Get out of the way.
I'm Yasuda Kei! Nice to meet you!
Kei-chan, look to your right.
Yasuda Kei!
After graduating from "Morning Musume.", she has stepped onto the stage as an actress.
As always, she's showing off her aggressive side.
She's a mood-maker of "Hello, Pro Hour"!
So, first of all...
The first episode we should commemorate!
This is "Nutch" and "Takahashi Ai-chan"!
First of all, let's dig out their talk!
Lastly...
What do you think of "Nutch" in one word?
Well, I thought he was lame.
What? You think he's lame in one word?
That's sad!
This is scary!
First of all, it's not a sad expression.
Right now, "Nutch" is like...
Hey, I'm your senior!
Isn't there a little more?
If you say "he's like a country boy", "Nutch" might be sensitive.
Is that so?
But "Nutch" is really aggressive.
He's really aggressive!
What do you think of "Nutch"?
He's not used to the city life.
That's a good meaning!
"Nutch" is a plus!
He's not like an entertainer.
How do you say it?
He has a sense of intimacy.
Thank you, Ai-chan!
That's his face!
This might be a smiley face, but...
From our point of view, it's a scary VTR.
And what's scary is his smile!
That's right!
Making him laugh is scary!
"Nutch" has a serious expression after he laughs.
When he comes out of his mouth, he gets serious.
That's enough!
He's about to cry!
He's about to cry.
It's okay!
"Nutch", right?
Should we sing "Nutch"?
You shouldn't say it anymore!
Ai-chan's face is trembling!
You should turn your face like that!
Oh no! Abe-tan!
She's making that kind of expression.
Don't be shocked!
"Nutch", right?
Should we sing "Nutch"?
*laughs*
Shall we go?
It's good, isn't it?
This is...
But this "Nutch"
It's hard to see
Other than "Hello, Pro Hour"
We haven't seen "Nutch" like this
Yeah, it might be "Sugao"
But this is for girls...
Is it still for girls?
It's easy to understand
Yeah, it's easy to understand
"Nutch" is also easy to understand
Yeah, based on their facial expressions
Yeah, when we see it, we're like "Oh, it's out, it's out"
Close it up, close it up
Let's close it up
It's not something we need to explain
Next up is these two big guys!
Okay, next up
The new members have joined...
Are you talking about us?
That's right
But before that...
I'm scared of this...
I'm excited
Really?
What did you think at the time?
I want to ask "Nutch" that!
About what?
To be honest, I didn't like it
The new members have been decided
It was our first meeting and filming
And "Nutch" in the elevator and bus was like...
Yui-chan, I'm scared, I'm scared
That's what she said
But really, what did you think?
That's a good question!
It's a good question!
The five of you have been working hard
What did you think was going to happen?
Were you worried about what would happen?
Who would join you?
Were you scared?
It's scary, isn't it?
When you were on your way to the studio...
There was a girl who pretended to hate you
Who was it?
Kei-chan!
Me, me!
It's scary, isn't it?
Being bullied...
What would happen?
At the time...
I said "I'm scared, I'm scared"
But when we first met...
I was the one who was scared
That's right!
It was really scary!
I'm twice as scared!
But at the time...
Kei-chan said she was scared...
She said she might have been scared...
At the time...
There's a picture of it
What's in it?
Where did you get it from?
Show me first!
You can't!
Wait!
How is it, everyone?
Where did you get it from?
But...
But this isn't scary!
What you're seeing now is scary!
In many ways...
At the time, I was only 17 years old!
Isn't there anything you don't like?
There isn't!
There isn't?!
No, no, there definitely is!
Eh, wait a minute!
Tell me!
Wait, why is there?!
Wait, you're wrong!
You're not telling me that I'm scary, right?!
Eh?
Who? I defeated you, of course!
You're definitely scarier than me!
You're a big mouth!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You're not telling me that I'm scary, right?!
Ah, you did it! You did it like that!
Wait a minute!
Sensei, you're cute!
You're cute!
I can't proceed from here anymore!
Why?
I can't do it anymore!
I'm glad you took this picture!
At that time...
I'm going to seal this!
No, no, I'll take it home!
No, no, it's fine!
This program is scary!
It's true!
Nothing will come out of it anymore, right?!
The real fear begins now!
Analyze the legendary battle!
It's pretty dangerous!
Dangerous, right?!
It really feels like the danger of the VTR is increasing!
Next time, as soon as you take a two-shot picture...
You'll be like "Uwah!"
Really?!
Then we won't be able to hold it in our hands!
No way...
You know, Ame-san...
Wait a minute!
What?!
The people in my agency often say...
That Gotou is a little...
A little devilish?
Wait, I don't know what "devilish" means at all!
Wait, wait, look!
What?
Wait, look!
You know, Ame-san is...
Yes, all of a sudden!
What?!
No, it's not normal!
She's sitting and talking!
You can't do it anymore?
Combat readiness is a must!
No, no, we just did it to balance it out, right?
Have you seen anything like this before?
It's fine, isn't it? Like, um...
"Hello Plus Hour" first release!
No, no, we haven't seen anything like this before.
Really?
Isn't this a little...
Isn't it too much of a concern?
Usually, people in our agency...
Like, Gotou has...
Like, a little...
Demon-like smell...
And...
Well, I'm like...
Like, you know, like...
You say that a lot about yourself, don't you?
Oh, really? Did you notice?
No, I didn't notice it.
You're the representative of the city council.
Yes.
Well, you're a citizen, so...
Yes, yes.
But you said it yourself, didn't you?
Do you like yourself?
Well, of course, I'm an idol, so...
If I don't like myself, I can't do it.
Is that why you're a little...
A little irritated?
Really?!
I think I'm probably the third one out of the three.
I can feel it.
And next...
Abe is like...
Like, the smell of a bag.
What is that?!
That's what you said.
Like, you can smell something cooked.
That's what you said.
Wait a minute, I don't think that's it.
Oh, you can smell it.
You can smell it?
See?!
See?! It's coming!
What did you do?!
Look me in the eye!
Your eyes are as usual.
They're cute, aren't they?
They're cute.
You're looking at Matsuura properly.
Look me in the eye!
Yes.
Did you say it?
Ayara is already...
Asking you out.
Like, "Say it!"
No, like...
Come at me.
You, Yattaru...
Come at me, Yattaru.
Oh, we're playing a game today?
Like, between songs?
Oh, like this?
I'm Yattaru.
I'm Yattaru here.
What is this?
Will you accept it and stand up?
What? "Will you accept it and stand up?" "Will you accept it and stand up?"
Is this an expression of "will you accept it and stand up?"
Even if I say it, if I analyze it properly,
we need to collide in this world.
Yes, that's right.
When these two were in the "diff diva" unit,
we talked about a lot of things and are now reconciling.
To be honest, we didn't say a word.
There was a time like that.
We greeted each other, but we were conscious of each other.
Well, we are idols who stand out.
If you say it, we are centers.
Right?
That's right.
This confrontation is scary.
Well, but...
I want you two to always confront each other.
No, it's just what you think.
Will you accept it and stand up?
If you look at it, it's obvious.
No, no, no.
I've seen a lot of things, but it's scary.
To be honest, there's something I want to ask you, too.
It has nothing to do with VTR, but is it okay?
Recently, I saw you play music in the newspaper.
I was wondering what happened.
What is this?
Huh?
No one said anything to me.
Yeah, yeah.
But I haven't talked to you in a while, so I thought I'd ask you.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Isn't that okay?
Well, don't beat me up.
Don't beat me up with Shizua.
I love to beat you up.
Well, I've seen a lot of dangerous VTRs around here.
It's time to relax.
I have to rest my eyes.
Here you go.
When I lived alone in Tokyo,
I felt your kindness in my heart.
When I was alone in Tokyo,
I fell in love with you.
I'm sorry.
Can I cry?
I'll go home for the next holiday.
I'll scold you like I used to and cry for you.
Maybe my tears won't stop.
I'm sorry for being such a selfish girl.
Even if I live alone in Tokyo,
I'm just like I used to be.
I don't remember my make-up well.
There were fun days because of him.
Love is wonderful. I wasn't lonely.
My tears won't stop.
I'm relieved.
My tears won't stop.
I'll fall in love again, but it's okay, right?
Hey, what do you say when you look at the stars?
Sha la...
Sha la la la...
Sha la la la la la la...
Even if my tears don't stop
Even if I can only do it like before
Even if my tears don't stop
I'm sorry for everything I've done selfishly
Sha la...
Next up is this girl who does a private photo shoot of herself!
Look at me, studio!
Let's bring in our guest!
I'm Saki Shimizu of Berryz Studio!
Hello! I'm Saki Shimizu of Berryz Studio!
Saki Shimizu!
Berryz Studio's leader!
Even so, she has a cute complex of being the shortest!
But her dancing skills are pretty good!
Saki-chan's...
- Is it private? - Yes!
- What kind of girl is she? - Yes!
I think there are a lot of people who don't know about her yet...
- Yes! - She said she took a picture of her...
- Yes! - So let's take a look at it one by one!
- Yes! - Are you ready? - Yes!
- This is... - Pork goods!
- It's pork! - Yes!
- Do you like pork? - I love pork!
- Wow! This is a pork T-shirt! - It's a pork T-shirt!
- Why did you like pork?
- When we were having a discussion at school...
- We were discussing if we should buy animals... - I see!
- We were looking for animals and we found pork...
- So we thought "Ah, pork might be good!" - I see!
- Saki-chan loves pork! - Yes!
- Can we move on? - Yes!
- What is this? - It's a letter!
- She exchanged letters with members and school friends...
- This is a letter I got from members...
- How many letters are there in total?
- If you include school friends...
- It's 3 million letters!
- That's not including letters from fans, right? - No!
- That's amazing!
- Girls nowadays...
- They send e-mails and phone calls... - They send e-mails too!
- Really? - Yes!
- You love writing letters, don't you? - No, I don't!
- If you don't write letters...
- You won't be able to write kanji, right?
- Because you'll become stupid! - I like that!
- Like grammar! - I see!
- Isn't it good for modern girls?
- Anyway...
- Do you remember this?
- No, I don't.
- Oh, you don't remember! - No.
- This is a letter that Saki-chan wrote to her mother. - Yes.
- That's crazy! - I think she wrote it when she was very little.
- Can I read it? - Yes.
What did she write?
- It's a letter that she wrote for her mother's birthday. - Birthday!
- What should I do? - Huh?
To my mother...
Happy birthday!
You're 36 years old now.
One of you might lose your father.
One of you, Hiraoka-kun, will say "thank you for giving birth to me" on your birthday.
Saki.
You haven't changed at all!
- But you're cute! You're super cute! - This is embarrassing!
Who is Hiraoka-kun?
First of all, Hiraoka-kun's presence is huge!
Extremely huge!
You're cute!
- But this is important to you. - Yes.
- Can you give this back to me? - Yes.
You're really cute.
- Next up... - Yes.
- Since we're here, we'll have Saki-chan... - Yes.
- Show off her special skill. - Special skill. Yes.
- Is that okay? - Yes.
- Can you do it? - Yes.
- Then, I'll leave it in your hands. - Yes.
So, Saki-chan's special skill is this!
- So, Saki-chan! - Yes!
- Are you good at martial arts? - I'm pretty good.
- Really?! - Yes.
- But you look good! - Thank you!
- Then... - Yes!
- Let's see how good you are! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Okay, that's it. - Cute!
- I was nervous.
- You know, I can feel your effort. - Yes.
- When did you start playing the piano? - Since kindergarten.
- You haven't improved much. - Thank you.
- Lastly, I'd like you to sing a song for me. - Yes.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Let's do it! - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Let's be happy. Let's call in our luck.
Let's have everything in our hearts.
Something good will definitely happen.
Something good will happen.
If you think about it, it seems like it will happen.
Even if you make a mistake last week,
let's have everything in our hearts.
It's a chance to find a new love.
If you think about it, it seems like it will be fun.
My friend...
No matter how many times we fight against reality and fall in love,
I'm the happiest when I'm happy.
That's because I love myself.
Let's point to tomorrow and dream.
Let's build a bright future.
Let's believe in ourselves and live strongly.
A moment to remember until we are reborn.
Let's point to tomorrow and dream.
Let's build a bright future.
Believe in yourself and live strongly.
A moment of hope to be reborn.
Believe in yourself and live strongly.
A moment of hope to be reborn.
To be honest, it's a pain in the ass to explain.
It's a pain in the ass?!
I've prepared a VTR that shows the members' true feelings beforehand.
I see.
I'm really into it.
Really? I'm looking forward to it.
I want to see it.
Here it is!
Showing Natchi's true feelings!
Today's show is different from usual TV shows.
It's really free.
It's good to be a teenager!
You can play with water and do anything!
Yes!
I'll make you cry.
Abe-san?!
Did you see Takahashi's expression?!
He's so cute!
What are you doing?
At this moment, I'll study the VTR and...
Ah, this is Shun.
You should cry. It's funny.
Natchi's...
Next is Nakazawa-neesan's painful true feelings!
But I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I see.
Why?
Why can't I get married?
Do you still have that desire?
Do you want to get married if someone comes to you?
But I can't combine work and marriage.
Why?! Why do you think like that?!
Well...
It's cool if you don't have money.
It's cool if you have money.
But...
What I really like is money!
It's been like that for a long time!
It's so funny!
Really? I'm glad you like it!
I'm glad you like it!
But I want you to watch it more and more!
I want you to watch it more and more!
But you haven't mentioned my real intention at all, have you?
Is it your real intention?
It's Yuu-chan's real intention!
Well, it might be Yuu-chan's real intention!
Oh, you're right!
I've never said it!
Well, Yuu-chan, you know...
This is...
It's like you want to marry a rich man!
That's right! It's a wish!
Next is Yamichi's real intention work!
It's really amazing!
I'm the queen of four-letter words!
Do you know what "weak meat" means?
Lion?
Who said "weak meat"?!
No, it's not "weak meat"!
Oh!
"Haircut"!
Yamichi-san!
What is it?
Well...
You're trying to guess the members' feelings, aren't you?
What was that?
What?
You had that face, didn't you?!
I didn't!
You didn't say "where did you cut your hair?" or anything like that, did you?!
But you were in a four-letter word agency just now!
Wow!
This is a well-made work!
No, it's not...
It doesn't have a consistent story!
It's exposed!
No...
To be honest, I think it's a failure!
Even if you're watching now...
What? What? What?
I think you've changed your channel name!
No, but...
I think you two are laughing a lot out of ten people!
Do you want me to do a corner for you?
What?
I don't think you can do it.
This is totally a joke.
You have to express everyone's feelings, Hina.
I think this will be a maniac corner.
No, I think you're really a maniac.
There will definitely be a repeater.
I'll make it into a DVD.
Smile, smile, smile
No matter what smile you show me
It seems like my heart will be read
If only I was an adult
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, but I love you
Ah, feel the season, summer life
I always want to be with you
I won't say anything selfish
But I want to be with you
Somehow I have a strange feeling
What did you do last year, summer life?
How did you spend it?
I don't feel any jealousy
Because it's a good feeling
Ah, it's full of contradictions
Inside of me
(for you)
There is me
(don't you)
I can't become cute
(wow wow wow wow)
I can't jump into (for you)
Your arms (don't you)
I'm cold and I cry
Smile, smile, smile
Don't look at me like I'm broken
My heart is about to break
I can't hide my heart with my poor makeup
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, but I love you
But I'm lucky, I've never been to such a place
I don't care if I get lost
A place you don't know about
I'm such a weirdo
Oh my god, you've caught me off guard
Come a little closer
We're of the same age, oh my god
Come a little closer
It's impossible
I want you inside of you
Want you
Where am I?
I want you
Hurry up and click on me
Wow wow wow wow wow
Like a bird in the sky
On a deserted island
I want you to float in my arms
Smile, smile, smile
No matter what smile you show me
I feel like my heart will be called out to you
An adult's silly smile
Can't hide my feelings
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, but I love you
Smile, smile, smile
No matter what smile you show me
My heart is about to get drunk
Adults with a bad smile
Can't hide their hearts
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, but I love you
Don't look at me like that
My heart is about to get drunk
Adults with a bad makeup
Can't hide their hearts
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, but I love you